My Impact on the Scientific World

So, I know that I should be humble and not brag too much about my sheer genius, but...I must.

My impact is that of my discoveries. By discovering paper chromatography, I have helped crime investigators.  By discovering caffeine, I pretty much helped everyone out there who is tired and goes to coffee to solve it.

My impact hasn't been as obvious as say, Alfred Nobel or George Washington Carver, but I have a plaque in Oranienburg commemorating my achievements.

And now, we have come to the end of the journey. If you have learned only one thing from this entire blog, I hope that is would be that one should never, ever, ever call me Friedlob.